jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

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I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which. grettypop.  (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

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zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

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keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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imagei wasn’t joking

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Can we do cute things like go to aquariums, kiss in the rain, have cute day trips, and have really rough sex

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Hey Man ...

Jess🌿16🌿Aus